10. Most well-received suggestion for next week's discussion: "How to Multiply A Group of Nine into Nine Separate Groups."
    - Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

9. Harvey starts air-drumming while Sarah is pouring out her heart.
    - Kevin  Cunningham, Trinity Baptist  Church, Nashua, NH

8. You get to the host home and the front door is locked.
    - Dan Anderson, Pacific Coast Church

7. Group members promote not only the empty CHAIR, but also the vacant LIVING ROOM and the deserted DRIVEWAY.
    - Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

6. Group members take up a collection for another member's loss of job ... which happened last year.
    - Jeff Sagstetter, Crestview Christian

5. The Leader refers to every group member as "what's his face".
    - Dan Anderson, Pacific Coast Church

4. A five-member small group ... eight restraining orders.
    - Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

3. Male group members think "connecting" means giving the "nod" to each other as they pass on Sunday mornings in the hallway.
    - Jeff Sagstetter, Crestview Christian

2. "Get over it" is the common response to someone who shares a personal issue.
    - Dan Anderson, Pacific Coast Church

1. Your sure-fire, "can't miss" icebreaker ends with you calling 9-1-1 and several group members contacting their attorneys.
    - Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA