10. He's actually a super-hero fighting crime between group meetings.

9. He'd really rather be watching American Idol.

• Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA

8. That hIS preparation for tonight's small group was done in the car on the journey here!

• Tony Britten, Braintree Elim

7. He's never read Zephaniah either.(Or: He once thought Hezekiah was a book of the Bible too!).

• Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA

6. Fifteen minutes before your group gathered to study "Conflict Resolution in Marriage," his wife was hurling Tupperware at him.

• Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA

5. When we start the group with prayer requests, it means I didn’t get to prepare the material for the bible study.

• Tim Rohm, Catawba Heights Baptist Church

4. I want you to lead a small group, but not this small group, and especially not tonight!

• Tim Rohm, Catawba Heights Baptist Church

3. He only refers to you as "Our awesome Worship leader" because he can't remember your name.

2. Thanks for sharing really means, next please, before somebody figures out what you said.

• Tim Rohm, Catawba Heights Baptist Church

1. The answers are printed in the back of the study guide.

• Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA